By Ava Taylor
Ah, Thanksgiving, that time-honored tradition of overindulgence and familial chaos, or as some might call it, “the original food coma Olympics.” For many, it’s a day filled with bustling kitchens, spirited debates with Aunt Mildred over politics, and the incessant question from Grandma, “When are you finally getting married?” But what if, just for once, we turned the dial on this holiday to solo mode?
Yes, I’m talking about a one-person feast, a gastronomic celebration of self-reliance, and a personal journey down the path of gratitude, paved with humor, and heartfelt reflection. This year, I’ve decided to give thanks alone. And let me tell you, it’s not because my relatives staged a family-wide rebellion (though the thought did cross my mind). No, this solo Thanksgiving is an intentional choice, a moment of solitude that I’ve decided to turn into a one-person culinary extravaganza. My kitchen, my rules, my cannabis-infused extravaganza.
As I embark on this solo culinary adventure, I’m reminded of the wisdom of the great philosopher Jean-Paul Sartre, who once said, “If you’re lonely when you’re alone, you’re in bad company.” So, here’s to keeping good company with myself, my kitchen, and a finely roasted turkey breast. After all, if I can’t make peace with my solitude, how can I ever hope to make peace with the world?
But it’s not all about the existential musings. No, Thanksgiving is also about heartwarming connections and genuine gratitude. As I sit at my single-occupancy table, I find myself grateful for the simple pleasures of life—like the way the cannabis-infused butter adds a special touch to my mashed potatoes, or the aroma of the turkey sizzling in the oven that fills the room with anticipation. This solo
Thanksgiving reminds me that even in our solitude, we can find moments of joy and thankfulness that resonate deeply. Especially through a bong.
So, as I raise my fork and dab rig to this solitary feast, I’ll savor not just the flavors of my cannabis-infused creations, but the richness of the moment itself. In this mix of self indulgence and the gratitude that I feel for my community of friends and family, I’m discovering that giving thanks alone can be an act of self-love and an opportunity for personal growth. After all, there’s nothing quite like realizing the power of your own company to make you truly thankful for the unique and wonderful person that you are.
Cheers to the cannabis-infused journey of self-celebration and a heartfelt “thank you” to you, for being your amazing, one-of-a-kind self.
